Strange goings on.....

There I was just sitting at a bench/table by the shower block (the best place for WiFi) and reading Lois Pryce's latest book when I was approached - no other way to describe it really. He was wearing a pale blue pair of mini speedos or even micro ones... clutching a pair of raybans and a pink iPhone and proceeded to sit at the same bench. He said "good evening" and asked how I was, and where I am from etc and then openly dialled up 'Grinder' on his phone - muttering no, no, maybe and yes as I packed up my book and prepared to move on..... "Are you staying long" he said" with a Dutch accent.... What steps should I take? f******* big ones says I... I am now hiding in my tent.....LOL. I shall shower later .....